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Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Blowing cows to smithereens
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While it has nothing to do with stupid criminals, this is still one of the stranger news stories I've encountered.
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Mary: My Awesome Secretary
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Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
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Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
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8 comments:
What do you mean no stupid criminals? The cows were trespassing, and got what they deserved for breaking the law!
well given the typical warning is "FIRE IN THE HOLE" I am frightened to ask which hole and think of the consequences.
That being said blowing them up is pointless if they are worried about decomp products.... The only advantage of blowing them up is that they will decay much faster.
Mind you the pretty people of Asspain (misspelling intentional) wouldn't want to see nature in all it's glory....
Kay
UHH, wolves, bears, coyotes, and vultures. Flies, carrion crows, seems to me they are specialists at corpse removal, and probably will screw things up less than the humans will.
But you know, guys love to blow things up, so guess how this will end.
Pink slime?
U.S. Forest Service spokesman Steve Segin said Tuesday they need to decide quickly how to get rid of the carcasses.
...one helluva BBQ, ya'll are invited!
Just how frozen solid are these cows? If they're like giant ice blocks, just section them up with a chainsaw and donate them to a zoo for lion/tiger/polar bear food.
Conundrum Creek Cabin. Seriously?
Has no one in America ever heard of a sawzall ? Gees, why do we have to go nuclear all the time.
If I were running this operation, I would stop at a Butcher Shop and get some advice, but hey that is just to ungovernmental of me.
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