Mrs. Speed: "NO! But I have a complaint."
Dr. Grumpy: "What's up?"
Mrs. Speed: "That orderly, the teenage hospital lackey that you people had take me downstairs for my chest X-ray last night! You need to have her fired!"
Dr. Grumpy: "I'm sorry, was she rude to you!"
Mrs. Speed: "How should I know? She pushed my bed so fast I had to hang on for dear life! I was so scared I wasn't paying attention to what she said!"
Dr. Grumpy: "I..."
Mrs. Speed: "She's a hazard! I hate to think how she drives! She took corners at speeds so fast I was afraid the whole bed was going to fall over!"
Dr. Grumpy: "I'm sorry..."
Mrs. Speed: "You need to train them better! And you should also have speed limit signs in the halls, and educate people like her to follow them!"