tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post6672308480876646991..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Wild times at the hospitalGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-71381040345305431292012-03-27T18:54:52.244-04:002012-03-27T18:54:52.244-04:00Well, I usually tell my patients that they are res...Well, I usually tell my patients that they are responsible for the horn sounds. If we crash- not my fault. HONKA-HONKA!canoeheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02310905452272730250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89512523394741724722012-03-27T10:36:30.129-04:002012-03-27T10:36:30.129-04:00The last time I got wheeled around by an orderly I...The last time I got wheeled around by an orderly I respectfully asked if we could go a little faster. By the time we got to my room I was giving him enthusiastic words of encouragement.<br /><br />Faster! Faster!Mad Jackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06190137186843630543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51309151644106293952012-03-27T09:38:59.529-04:002012-03-27T09:38:59.529-04:00My husband's parents complained about the phys...My husband's parents complained about the physicians and staff at the hospital where he had surgery. "Nobody used 'lie' and 'lay' correctly," they whined and whined and whined. (I have given you the short version of what they said.)<br /><br />I wanted to ask, "And the shoulder? Are you healed? Are you alive? Are you no longer in shoulder pain? Then why the hell are you complaining about grammar?"the golddiggerhttp://diaryofagolddigger.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7360231786410690432012-03-26T22:53:25.690-04:002012-03-26T22:53:25.690-04:00Normally, I would have found this funny; BUT . . ....Normally, I would have found this funny; BUT . . . <br /><br />I was in the hospital several years ago with several broken bones, I completely understand where this patient is coming from. <br /><br />Not only was the "ride" too fast; but those metal strips that run across the hall every where there is a floor joint or going through a doorway felt like gigantic speed bumps!Charleshttp://home.earthlink.net/~nooriginalthought/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77442221627088292412012-03-26T16:45:00.662-04:002012-03-26T16:45:00.662-04:00I had surgery once and got really anemic. Boy, th...I had surgery once and got really anemic. Boy, the wheelchair ride was SO fast! Don't get me started about the elevators. I've never had anything like that happen before and it lasted only about a week. But, boy, I "drive' a lot slower and talk a lot quieter to my profoundly anemic patients.Just Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10884442981866929503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91670046659409983852012-03-26T12:25:19.046-04:002012-03-26T12:25:19.046-04:00When I have to be transported around the hospital ...When I have to be transported around the hospital in a bed, assuming I'm coherent and/or not screaming in pain, I always make vrooom vrooom and other engine noises. <br /><br />Wait, I do that in wheelchairs, too.Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14667464120956127762012-03-26T11:32:53.559-04:002012-03-26T11:32:53.559-04:00So you can't be too careful and slowly push th...So you can't be too careful and slowly push them down the hallway, but you can't fling 'em around a corner, taking the bed up on two wheels? What do these people want?Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13894539076131157191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39991114846580960312012-03-26T11:14:05.267-04:002012-03-26T11:14:05.267-04:00Did she also scream "Off with her head!"...Did she also scream "Off with her head!"???bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5754669201093190202012-03-26T08:48:27.729-04:002012-03-26T08:48:27.729-04:00almost as funny as your w/e rerunalmost as funny as your w/e rerunnRThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00268950042674592596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55009689075848172712012-03-26T07:12:04.049-04:002012-03-26T07:12:04.049-04:00TACHOPHOBIA!TACHOPHOBIA!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com