Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Beer: Go buy it yourself

Look, people there are a lot of good reasons to call the police. Traffic accidents, crimes, whatever.

However, they are NOT there to bring you beer.

So please don't call them to make a beer run for you.

11 comments:

Officer Cynical said...

One of our regulars recently called to report somebody stole his wallet. When we got to his house, he said he wanted us to go get him chicken wings.

Lois said...

Don't you wish you could cuff him? (On the side of the head?)

Cthulhu Sashimi said...

"I don't get it. It worked in the commercial. And the EMTs were all beautiful girls in bikinis."

Anonymous said...

"But it's so much colder when an emergency vehicle brings it, since they don't have to stop at any lights."

Anonymous said...

That's the worst thing since the Tastes Great/Less Filling Riots of 1987.

Anonymous said...

"I offered them twenty dollars and some change to sit with me, and they didn't go for it, so I figured, maybe if I have some beer..."

Anonymous said...

"Mayday, Mayday!"
This is the Coast Guard, what is your emergency?
"We're out of bait."

ndenunz said...

massive entitlement-itis

ERP said...

That's awesome. I guess officers could supplement their incomes in times like this.

a.generic doc said...

If he was one of your patients, he'd have called you and asked for a prescription for beer to be called in to a pharmacy that delivers.

Anonymous said...

I never got asked to run for beer, but got a couple requests to supervise parents wanting to give their kid (and his friends) some alcohol.

Um...so many ways no, lady.

 
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