Last night, just after 7:00, I got called that a patient needed to talk to me.
Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page."
Miss Tangent: "Hi! I was there earlier today, for my arm pain. I brought my sister to the appointment. Do you remember?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes. What can I do for you?"
Miss Tangent: "I need your help. My sister and I have been arguing since the appointment, and we need to know if that clock statue thing on your front desk is supposed to be a horse or a cow?"