Dr. Grumpy: "How do you do that?"
Miss Tuber: "I watch reality shows on TV."
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
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Dr. Grumpy: "How do you do that?"
Miss Tuber: "I watch reality shows on TV."
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Miss Tuber: "I try to stay active and keep in shape."
Dr. Grumpy: "How do you do that?"
Miss Tuber: "I watch reality shows on TV."
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Dr. Grumpy: "How do you do that?"
Miss Tuber: "I watch reality shows on TV."
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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18 comments:
Really? Did this make sense to her at all??
Yes, somehow.
I'm in extremely good shape. I watch professional sports.
I heard of just the opposite situation. Doctor asked if the patient worked out. Patient said no. Doctor raised eyebrows and said that she must do something for exercise. Patient still said no. Doctor eyed patient's build, noted well-defined muscles, flipped back through the chart for bp & pulse, then asked the stay-at-home-mom to describe a typical day. Hauling hay bales to feed animals, training horses, going on trail rides... Didn't have time to "exercise."
so does that make me a porn star?
American Idle.
"But I watch them on my iPad. Using Apple products automatically makes me cool and creative and physically fit."
Durr.
What a knob.
If I had to watch reality shows I bet I would burn off SOME calories screaming and hurling heavy objects at the TV.
You never know, maybe Miss Tuber only watches reality shows on TV while riding on an exercise bike.
"Seeing Bruce Jenner on 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' really puts that whole 'physical fitness' business into perspective."
"'iCarly' IS a reality show, right?"
What do you say to these people? I know people really can be that dense but at some point someone has got to tell them they are full of poo, right?
then why am i not a size 2? i watch reality tv too
Which is precisely why she is seeing a neuro! LOL Aren't you glad you arent in psychiatry? you'd get the REAL nut cases..
You need to read this, Doctor Grumpy!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/02/110209121653.htm
Maybe she is getting ideas from Snookie.
12 ounce bicep curls, followed by triceps lifts off the couch. Sounds like a workout to me.
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