Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Healthy Lifestyle

Miss Tuber: "I try to stay active and keep in shape."

Dr. Grumpy: "How do you do that?"

Miss Tuber: "I watch reality shows on TV."

18 comments:

Axl Rose said...

Really? Did this make sense to her at all??

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Yes, somehow.

mike said...

I'm in extremely good shape. I watch professional sports.

WarmSocks said...

I heard of just the opposite situation. Doctor asked if the patient worked out. Patient said no. Doctor raised eyebrows and said that she must do something for exercise. Patient still said no. Doctor eyed patient's build, noted well-defined muscles, flipped back through the chart for bp & pulse, then asked the stay-at-home-mom to describe a typical day. Hauling hay bales to feed animals, training horses, going on trail rides... Didn't have time to "exercise."

SuFu said...

so does that make me a porn star?

Anonymous said...

American Idle.

Li'l Azathoth said...

"But I watch them on my iPad. Using Apple products automatically makes me cool and creative and physically fit."

Not House said...

Durr.

What a knob.

terri c said...

If I had to watch reality shows I bet I would burn off SOME calories screaming and hurling heavy objects at the TV.

Kat's Kats said...

You never know, maybe Miss Tuber only watches reality shows on TV while riding on an exercise bike.

Anonymous said...

"Seeing Bruce Jenner on 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' really puts that whole 'physical fitness' business into perspective."

Anonymous said...

"'iCarly' IS a reality show, right?"

C said...

What do you say to these people? I know people really can be that dense but at some point someone has got to tell them they are full of poo, right?

Anonymous said...

then why am i not a size 2? i watch reality tv too

pharmacy chick said...

Which is precisely why she is seeing a neuro! LOL Aren't you glad you arent in psychiatry? you'd get the REAL nut cases..

Anonymous said...

You need to read this, Doctor Grumpy!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/02/110209121653.htm

ERP said...

Maybe she is getting ideas from Snookie.

The Mother said...

12 ounce bicep curls, followed by triceps lifts off the couch. Sounds like a workout to me.

 
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