Mr. Blackout: "No, but I drink decaffeinated coffee."
Saturday, August 21, 2010
On Call Non-Sequitur
Mr. Blackout: "No, but I drink decaffeinated coffee."
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Dr. Grumpy: "Are you a diabetic?"
Mr. Blackout: "No, but I drink decaffeinated coffee."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Mr. Blackout: "No, but I drink decaffeinated coffee."
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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7 comments:
"And anyway, what business of yours are my religious beliefs?
I am a diabetic, but I drink regular coffee.Am I doing it wrong, doctor?
Another candidate for membership in the Non-Sequitur Society.
Our motto is: We don't have regular meetings, but blue is a nice color.
Maybe he meant he drinks Splenda in his coffee.
I counseled a patient on how to use their nose spray. Shake...2 sprays each nostil...blah, blah. At the end I adked if she had any questions......her response, 'yes, it sure is an unusual name.'. Huh?
Diuretics?
Military Recruiter: Would you fight for this great republic?
Moe: Naw, I'm a Democrat.
Curly: Not me--I'm a pedestrian!
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