Lightly sleeping with a live
Bedside hand grenade
Sunday, August 22, 2010
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
Singing Foo!
Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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August
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- Only outside Sleepy Hollow
- Attention Drug Rep!
- Is that your final answer?
- Early monday hospital rounds
- Today's Health Tip
- Memories...
- Patient quote of the day
- Fashion and medicine
- Attention patients!
- Comparing apples to apples
- Tuesday night, 7:15 p.m.
- Mary's Desk, August 24, 2010
- That ISN'T normal?
- Patient quote of the day
- Can't we all just get along?
- Haiku
- On Call Non-Sequitur
- I'm not following this
- Hot August Night
- Everybody sing!
- Back-to-school
- Grumpy, incognito
- Researchers at work
- Great Moments in Psychiatry
- Blatant Plagiarism
- Monday morning
- It's here! It's here! It's finally here!
- More Dragonisms
- Patients from the future
- Just Shoot Me
- Thursday afternoon
- Neurologists- the original party animals
- Attention staff!
- Mary's Desk, August 10, 2010
- Smells like left brain
- Patient quote of the day
- Come on over, Mom, we're having a party!
- Date night
- Memories...
- Annie's desk, August 6, 2010
- A noiseless flash...
- What does she know? She's just the patient
- Wednesday afternoon punting
- Things that make me grumpy
- Why? Why? Why?
- Blatant Plagiarism
- I'm quaking in my boots
- Mail call
- The importance of using "at"
- Returning to the trenches
- Grumpy Summer Vacation, Day 17
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15 comments:
While the doctor called Grumpy slept at his place
Came a call for him to pick up the pace
The ER was calling
Some guy was a-falling
You better get in to give give Alteplase.
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oh, that is beautiful.
I'm on call right now (not health care, but IT) and I love that image of a live bedside hand grenade.
love the call Haike and your "I Hate Call" poem.
you speak for most medical professions who HAVE to take call.
OMG !! Doc, u started writing haiku too :P Here's one of mine...
Sleepin with a grin
In afternoon pharmac class
On general anaesthetics
Perfect ~
A most excellent haiku!
ROFLMAO.
My hubby thinks my grednade should be flushed down the toilet!
Oops. I typed in "give" twice. Well, you get the idea.
Love it!
Now that was a big surprise!You are a man of many talents, for sure.
Awesome!
Melissa
i hate call.
OMG. I totally forgot about that. I used to be a rape crisis councilor (pre-baby-havin')- when a victim arrived at any hospital in the area, one of us got the page to show up and help her (I did have one male once, though) through her experience and refer her to services. We also brought them clothing, as law enforcement often took the clothes she came in wearing as evidence. Anyway, that pager sat right on my nightstand, right my head, like a little ticking bomb. Would I get a night's sleep, or would I be heading out to a hospital 20 miles away at 2am? To this day, I can't stand the sound of a pager.
Love it Dr. Grumpy!
here's my semiplagiaristic response:
antigravity
asleep oncall phone ringing
levitates me
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