Their math sucks, regardless of how you look at it.
Friday, August 13, 2010
Patients from the future
Their math sucks, regardless of how you look at it.
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Local nursing home sent this paperwork over today with a patient.
Their math sucks, regardless of how you look at it.
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Their math sucks, regardless of how you look at it.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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8 comments:
Only the best and brightest taking care of our elderly.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Too funny!! can I get a 19? anyone? a 19?
xx
Jaxs
Submit this to Failblog.
And after I get a 19, can I also get a 26 to go with it?
I saw something similar at work, they said do you want to attend oriention 09-25-2010 or 10-26-2020. A simple typing error, but if I can wait 10 years to attend orientation that will be fine with me.
I say you put her in a Delorean and send her back...
Maybe she lives backwards? Like Mork?
There is a typo, I need to fix it!
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