Saturday, August 21, 2010

On Call Non-Sequitur

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you a diabetic?"

Mr. Blackout: "No, but I drink decaffeinated coffee."

7 comments:

Cthulhu Sashimi said...

"And anyway, what business of yours are my religious beliefs?

Anonymous said...

I am a diabetic, but I drink regular coffee.Am I doing it wrong, doctor?

Moose said...

Another candidate for membership in the Non-Sequitur Society.

Our motto is: We don't have regular meetings, but blue is a nice color.

ERP said...

Maybe he meant he drinks Splenda in his coffee.

RxKerBer said...

I counseled a patient on how to use their nose spray. Shake...2 sprays each nostil...blah, blah. At the end I adked if she had any questions......her response, 'yes, it sure is an unusual name.'. Huh?

Sharp Incisions said...

Diuretics?

oleapothecary said...

Military Recruiter: Would you fight for this great republic?

Moe: Naw, I'm a Democrat.

Curly: Not me--I'm a pedestrian!

 
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