Doctor Grumpy in the House: On Call Non-Sequitur

Saturday, August 21, 2010

On Call Non-Sequitur

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you a diabetic?"

Mr. Blackout: "No, but I drink decaffeinated coffee."

7 comments:

Cthulhu Sashimi said...: "And anyway, what business of yours are my religious beliefs?; August 21, 2010 at 11:20 AM
Anonymous said...: I am a diabetic, but I drink regular coffee.Am I doing it wrong, doctor?; August 21, 2010 at 11:54 AM
Moose said...: Another candidate for membership in the Non-Sequitur Society.

Our motto is: We don't have regular meetings, but blue is a nice color.; August 21, 2010 at 12:04 PM
ERP said...: Maybe he meant he drinks Splenda in his coffee.; August 21, 2010 at 2:34 PM
RxKerBer said...: I counseled a patient on how to use their nose spray. Shake...2 sprays each nostil...blah, blah. At the end I adked if she had any questions......her response, 'yes, it sure is an unusual name.'. Huh?; August 22, 2010 at 2:59 AM
Sharp Incisions said...: Diuretics?; August 22, 2010 at 5:39 PM
oleapothecary said...: Military Recruiter: Would you fight for this great republic?

Moe: Naw, I'm a Democrat.

Curly: Not me--I'm a pedestrian!; August 25, 2010 at 11:40 PM

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