Doctor Grumpy in the House: Afternoon rounds

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Afternoon rounds

Dr. Grumpy: "Does anyone else in your family have a tremor?"

Mr. Pointless: "Nope. But my mom choked to death on fried scallops."

18 comments:

Anonymous said...: Maybe the tremor caused the choking or the choking caused the tremor; January 19, 2010 at 7:22 PM
axl said...: The lights are on but there's still a lot of room in the nosebleed seats.; January 19, 2010 at 7:30 PM
Cheryl said...: Dr. Grumpy, I really "heart" your blog!!!; January 19, 2010 at 7:31 PM
Moose said...: Lima beans are green. Did you know aardvarks are the same as anteaters? I have to go sweep the den now.

Hi. My name is Moose, and I'm a member of the North American Non-Sequitur Society. Our motto is: We May Not Meet Regularly, But Pizza Is Tasty.; January 19, 2010 at 7:36 PM
The RPh said...: Wow, thanks for that random tidbit of useless information that I didn't ask for! I feel so much better now!; January 19, 2010 at 7:47 PM
student dr. blaze said...: logic fail. reboot.; January 19, 2010 at 8:12 PM
Julie said...: hehehe ....; January 19, 2010 at 10:06 PM
Kim Kasch said...: Like Arte Johnson used to say, "Very interesting."; January 19, 2010 at 10:27 PM
Lipstick said...: so I'm dying laughing at Moose's comment!; January 19, 2010 at 10:34 PM
Maha said...: Maybe choking on fried scallops is a hereditary condition :|; January 19, 2010 at 11:09 PM
Mari-Ann said...: I agree, we need to encourage Moose to post regularly!; January 20, 2010 at 10:41 AM
ndenunz said...: Here's the logic:

tremor....shake...Shake and Bake....baked not fried...fried....fried scallops....Mom choked on fried scallops.

I'm surprised none of you make the connection.; January 20, 2010 at 12:25 PM
Carolyn said...: That may just replace "some people juggle geese" as my favorite non-sequitor. At least for a little while; January 20, 2010 at 1:01 PM
Anonymous said...: To Moose:
I cant help but imagine the pledge hazing that occurs at the North American Non-Sequitur Society.

Member: "Give me an example of a non-sequitur"

Pledge: matters little what they say...

Member "That is not a good answer, you replied with a non-sequitur and since it is relevant to the question cannot be a non-sequitur"

Rinse and repeat...; January 20, 2010 at 1:45 PM
Memune said...: I heart Moose!

Currently our favorite non sequitur is "But there is a giraffe in the garden."

Moose, is the next meeting Tuesday or Denmark?; January 20, 2010 at 3:06 PM
Classof65 said...: How do you pronounce non sequitur? I never took French...; January 20, 2010 at 7:06 PM
RSDS said...: My late father had Familial Tremons.

verification is solusha.

RSDS; January 20, 2010 at 7:12 PM
Arps said...: Thank you Mr. Pointless for some very detailed family history.; January 24, 2010 at 12:57 AM

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