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18 comments:
Maybe the tremor caused the choking or the choking caused the tremor
The lights are on but there's still a lot of room in the nosebleed seats.
Dr. Grumpy, I really "heart" your blog!!!
Lima beans are green. Did you know aardvarks are the same as anteaters? I have to go sweep the den now.
Hi. My name is Moose, and I'm a member of the North American Non-Sequitur Society. Our motto is: We May Not Meet Regularly, But Pizza Is Tasty.
Wow, thanks for that random tidbit of useless information that I didn't ask for! I feel so much better now!
logic fail. reboot.
hehehe ....
Like Arte Johnson used to say, "Very interesting."
so I'm dying laughing at Moose's comment!
Maybe choking on fried scallops is a hereditary condition :|
I agree, we need to encourage Moose to post regularly!
Here's the logic:
tremor....shake...Shake and Bake....baked not fried...fried....fried scallops....Mom choked on fried scallops.
I'm surprised none of you make the connection.
That may just replace "some people juggle geese" as my favorite non-sequitor. At least for a little while
To Moose:
I cant help but imagine the pledge hazing that occurs at the North American Non-Sequitur Society.
Member: "Give me an example of a non-sequitur"
Pledge: matters little what they say...
Member "That is not a good answer, you replied with a non-sequitur and since it is relevant to the question cannot be a non-sequitur"
Rinse and repeat...
I heart Moose!
Currently our favorite non sequitur is "But there is a giraffe in the garden."
Moose, is the next meeting Tuesday or Denmark?
How do you pronounce non sequitur? I never took French...
My late father had Familial Tremons.
verification is solusha.
RSDS
Thank you Mr. Pointless for some very detailed family history.
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