Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Afternoon rounds

Dr. Grumpy: "Does anyone else in your family have a tremor?"

Mr. Pointless: "Nope. But my mom choked to death on fried scallops."

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe the tremor caused the choking or the choking caused the tremor

axl said...

The lights are on but there's still a lot of room in the nosebleed seats.

Cheryl said...

Dr. Grumpy, I really "heart" your blog!!!

Moose said...

Lima beans are green. Did you know aardvarks are the same as anteaters? I have to go sweep the den now.

Hi. My name is Moose, and I'm a member of the North American Non-Sequitur Society. Our motto is: We May Not Meet Regularly, But Pizza Is Tasty.

The RPh said...

Wow, thanks for that random tidbit of useless information that I didn't ask for! I feel so much better now!

student dr. blaze said...

logic fail. reboot.

Julie said...

hehehe ....

Kimbra Kasch said...

Like Arte Johnson used to say, "Very interesting."

Lipstick said...

so I'm dying laughing at Moose's comment!

Maha said...

Maybe choking on fried scallops is a hereditary condition :|

Mari-Ann said...

I agree, we need to encourage Moose to post regularly!

ndenunz said...

Here's the logic:

tremor....shake...Shake and Bake....baked not fried...fried....fried scallops....Mom choked on fried scallops.

I'm surprised none of you make the connection.

CarrieP said...

That may just replace "some people juggle geese" as my favorite non-sequitor. At least for a little while

Anonymous said...

To Moose:
I cant help but imagine the pledge hazing that occurs at the North American Non-Sequitur Society.

Member: "Give me an example of a non-sequitur"

Pledge: matters little what they say...

Member "That is not a good answer, you replied with a non-sequitur and since it is relevant to the question cannot be a non-sequitur"

Rinse and repeat...

memune said...

I heart Moose!

Currently our favorite non sequitur is "But there is a giraffe in the garden."

Moose, is the next meeting Tuesday or Denmark?

Classof65 said...

How do you pronounce non sequitur? I never took French...

RSDS said...

My late father had Familial Tremons.

verification is solusha.

RSDS

Arps said...

Thank you Mr. Pointless for some very detailed family history.

 
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