And, of course, no name or phone number was left.
Monday, September 28, 2009
Thank You for Calling
And, of course, no name or phone number was left.
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"Hi, I think I saw Dr. Grumpy, or some doctor who knows him, at the hospital. It was either this weekend or last weekend. I was there for a stroke, or a headache, or something like that. Anyway, could someone please call me back to tell me if I need to see the doctor again? Also, if you guys know what hospital I was at, I want to know that too. Thank you."
And, of course, no name or phone number was left.
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And, of course, no name or phone number was left.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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9 comments:
So glad our office doesn't have voice mail...although, then I could get away with laughing while listening to the insane ramblings of patients instead of holding it in or putting them on hold to roll on the floor.
Do you ever feel like you're trapped in a Eugene Ionesco play?
Laugh out loud moment!
A stroke, a headache, a guided tour, a blind date, a job interview, a government survey...
don't you or that doctor you know have that sort of thing written down somewhere?
That happens to us also.."Hi I need that refill today not tomorrow"...ok WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT RX ARE YOU REFERRING TO.
or.."Can you call me when that prescription I just punched in is ready?" NO NAME, NO NUMBER...
A stroke or a headache or something? Crikey! She doesn't even remember what she had, no wonder she can't remember which hospital or doctor.........
Clearly, you are the Psychic Neurologist...
You need to get new business cards.
>:)
Someone needs a nanny.
An amnesia patient who needs a caretaker, big time?
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