So we're loading up the minivan, and suddenly this wild-eyed lady runs up to us.
"Excuse me! Excuse me!" I'm always afraid this is going to be one of my patients, but she ignored me and went straight after Mrs. Grumpy (who was wrestling with a bag of dogfood).
Mrs. Grumpy: "Uh, can I help you?"
Ms. Wildpsycho: "Yes! Please! Do you work at Local Hospital?"
Mrs. Grumpy: "Uh, no..."
Ms. Wildpsycho: "Where do you work! What do you do! Please! Tell me!"
Mrs. Grumpy: "I'm a school nurse."
Ms. Wildpsycho: "JESUS FREAKING CHRIST! YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NO HELP TO ME AT ALL, ARE YOU?!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT?!!!"
She stomped off.
I tossed the dogfood in the car.