You write that there's no way people can be that stupid. Or crazy. Or whatever.
I'm not going to name any names (hell, I don't even know your real names, anyway). But you guys know who you are.
Therefore, as an exhibit for Dr. Grumpy's defense, I ask you to direct your attention to the remarkable site People of WalMart. After perusing their stunning collection of photos, and the fact that they encompass all corners of the continent, I think you'll come to the correct conclusion that there are more people of this type out there then you realize.
The defense rests.