Market Research Guy: "Doctor, are you in solo or group practice?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Solo practice."
Market Research Guy: "Really? That's kind of quaint. I thought all you old guys were dead."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
8 comments:
"I AM dead. I just haven't crossed over yet."
>:)
Zombies need to pay their Visa cards off too...
How old was phone drone, 12?
Did you hang up on him after that?
LD50 Rat
Nope, I did the survey. Need the work.
"Quaint"???
*headdesk*
You've got more control than I do.
What do they pay you for that?
He's doing it so he can buy a new digital camera to replace the one Marie flushed down the toilet at Cub Scout camp.
Suggested reply:
"I thought all of you brain-dead assholes worked at Home Depot."
Tell the market research guy you are the latest to open the Tomb of King Tut and the curse is communicable over the phone.
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