I just found your blog and thank for making me laugh uncontrollably.
Many years ago I worked at a state run clinic for disabled kids. We had Drs from all kinds of specialities come from out of town to see the kids. One of them was a neurologist, one of the nicest people I've ever me. The parents on the other hand...
Oh God, the little ones are always the worst! I have a bossy King Charles Cavalier who is tiny and she really think she's it! Fierce growls and manic yapping - and then bravely running away!
Yeah, auffer, I got told our new kitten (kitten last Aug) was "fiesty". She was the cat from hell! It's taken a year to socialise her enough to allow us to pick her up and she will sit on my husband or me, but God forbid my adult kids do! Blood flies!
you know the little elastic metal clips for holding a bandage in place? here in the german speaking part of the world, they are called mother-in-law's, they grab on, dig in, and don't let go!
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Your both gonna end up in the doghouse with that attitude Mr. o_0
Would you train a dog for me?
I would love to have Mrs Grumpy answer that :)
Looks like that obedience school is paying off.
Can we see a picture of the wonder-dog?
Ordered-Chaos- Fortunatey neither of them reads my blog.
Fiz- He's a black & white Shih-Tzu. Can't bite beyond the ankles. But 13 pounds of FURY.
At least, mrs. grumpy doesn't read this.
I just found your blog and thank for making me laugh uncontrollably.
Many years ago I worked at a state run clinic for disabled kids. We had Drs from all kinds of specialities come from out of town to see the kids. One of them was a neurologist, one of the nicest people I've ever me. The parents on the other hand...
I swear I recognize some of these people.
I can't wait to read more.
the wonder dog?? how about wonder FUL dog!! lmao
Oh God, the little ones are always the worst! I have a bossy King Charles Cavalier who is tiny and she really think she's it! Fierce growls and manic yapping - and then bravely running away!
I have a brown and white Shih Tzu, similarly trained to bite in-laws' feet and trip them!! 13 pounds of fury is right!
When we chose him out of the litter, the breeder said, "Oh thus one? He is verryyyy outgoing!" Outgoing indeed.
I vote picture of Cooper!!
I thought this was gonna be about Happy Hospitalist's dog.
Time for Mrs. Grumpy to roll the newspaper up and use it on you! Bad, Dr. Grumpy! Bad! :)
I didn't know HH had a dog named Cooper.
Yeah, auffer, I got told our new kitten (kitten last Aug) was "fiesty". She was the cat from hell! It's taken a year to socialise her enough to allow us to pick her up and she will sit on my husband or me, but God forbid my adult kids do! Blood flies!
Bwahahaha! So how much are you paying the dog? Cash or tasty snackies?
TEAM COOPER!
LD50 Rat
bad...you are very bad dr. g.
*giggle* So is it the mother in law or the dog that needs to learn a lesson in polite territorial behavior?
Can you send the wonder dog here to bite my mother-in-law? :)
Peg
I was in the OR the other day. The one attending has an instrument he calls "The Mother-In-Law" because it grabs on and never lets go.
you know the little elastic metal clips for holding a bandage in place? here in the german speaking part of the world, they are called mother-in-law's, they grab on, dig in, and don't let go!
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