Dr. Grumpy: "So, the brain MRI looked okay. How have you been doing since the last visit?"
Ms. Dixon: "Did it confirm that I'm an Aquarius?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Excuse me?"
Ms. Dixon: "The brain MRI. Did it confirm that I'm an Aquarius?"
Dr. Grumpy: "That's not part of the MRI, or my field. I think it's based on your birthday. How have you..."
Ms. Dixon: "Nonsense. The MRI must be able to confirm things of that importance. Otherwise, what's the point of doing the study at all?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Uh..."
Ms. Dixon: "Besides, Madam Irene told me the MRI can do that sort of thing. She should know. She went to a special school to learn about such things. She has a diploma."
Dr. Grumpy: "To get back to my question, how have your symptoms been doing?"
Ms. Dixon: "I'm not happy that you aren't answering MY question. Can you print up the MRI report? I'd rather just take it to Madam Irene and talk to her."
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By all means ~ print it out for Madame Irene! It would be interesting to hear what she thinks of it!!
bobbie
Sometimes you run into problems if the machine is calibrated with someone who was born during a cusp.
"I need something to show my pharmacist so he remembers to give me the Aquarius pills. Last year he gave me Gemini pills and I almost died from the reaction."
"Your MRI results are back, and they say Cancer. But they don't say whether that's the disease or the astrological sign. Oh, well, what can you do?"
There's a rare neurodegenerative disorder that only affects fire signs. It's so deadly that it's known as the "Zodiac Killer."
"I'm sorry to break this to you, but your MRI shows very clearly that you're a Sagittarius. I think it's time to sit down and have a long talk with your parents."
"After all, her diploma IS from Harvard Medical School."
"And when you print up the MRI report, don't forget to include the Word Search and the Jumble."
Thanks to science, it's much harder to lie when a guy in a bar asks you what's your sign.
Presumably Madame Irene has a DICOM reader as well as a full set of crystal balls…
Your MRI shows that you’re a Taurus - full of bull.
In the last 6 months I have had a PET SCAN And a CAT SCAN, my oncology surgeon say everything was clear , thankfully, but my Veterinarian says I really need to get the hernia taken care of.
She needs a psychiatrist not a neurologist.
Stupid radiologists. Why do they think there's a cat inside me to be found? Nor is there any purr to be found.
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