Dr. Grumpy: "Let me update your med list... Are you still taking Diazastatin 40mg a day?"
Mr: Hatt: "I'm taking Diazastatin 0.0014 ounces per day."
Dr. Grumpy: "It comes in milligrams. Do you happen to have the bottle?"
Mr. Hatt: "Nope, it's at home. You do the math if you want to know."
Dr Grumpy: "Okay... Are you still taking Smegosartan?"
Mr. Hatt: "Yes, do you want to know the ounces?"
Dr. Grumpy: "I..."
Mr. Hatt: "I'm sick of you people trying to cram the metric system down my throat. This is America."
Dr. Grumpy: "Sir, medicine, with a few rare exceptions, has always used milligrams for dosing. This isn't a political statement."
Mr. Hatt: "Well, now it's time for We The People to take our country back from your kind's bullshit. I'm doing my medications in ounces or not at all."
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