Monday, October 17, 2022

Occupation

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?"

Ms. Golconda: "No."

Dr. Grumpy: "What kind of work do you do? Or are you retired?"

Ms. Golconda: "I'm a kept woman. And I'm very good at it."

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess the only good part of this was she didn't go into what skills she uses to maintain her kept woman status.

bobbie said...

TMI!!!

Lena said...

I love it

Anonymous said...

She's a keeper.

Bedřich Fuzzybank said...

"Although, as a taxpayer, you may know me as 'Special Assistant to the Mayor.'"

Anonymous said...

"In fact, I'm so successful, I'm thinking of franchising."

Anonymous said...

"In fact, I'm so successful, I'm having an IPO next week."

Packer said...

I think she was interviewing for a new position. Bed rich Cynicism is best served cold, bravo sir.

Terry said...

She might be on to something there. This self supporting job is tough- I started to say hard but figured I was leaving myself open to all kinds of comments������

Mrs. Widget said...

Ouh ouh I want to be a kept woman.

Susie said...

Golconda - I appreciate the trip to the dictionary! My new word for the day

 
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