Monday, October 10, 2022

Somewhere, across the sea, my readers write

Reader Alan K., from Israel, says his local grocery store recently had some issues with their "translate to English" website feature:

 










13 comments:

Officer Cynical said...

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Bedřich Fuzzybank said...

Just like the old fast food burger slogan says:

"If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face."

Yoda said...

Not understanding what is funny about fish feeling cozy am I.

Anonymous said...

And here I was thinking that servals were native to Africa. Be extra careful next time you're in an alley in Rome is all I can say...

Anonymous said...

Did they connect the website to Siri's younger sister and skip the keyboard?

Anonymous said...

Israel has the most vegans per capita of any country in the world. This might help explain why.

Anonymous said...

Now I want a felt fish cozy. I assume it's a fish cozy made from felt but it could be a cozy made for felt fish. Do felt fish need cozies? And are they fish made from felt or fish that have been touch inappropriately? Now I'm rethinking my desire to possess one, whatever it is.

Anonymous said...

I saw Strawberry Yogurt Prosthesis open for the Dead at the Avalon Ballroom back in 1968.

Packer said...

I just tuned in to see what your kids were up to this week. I leave with a diet plan where I never eat again.

Anonymous said...

Proof that big pharma is behind the rising butter prices... I knew it!

Anonymous said...

Isn't that a System of a Down album?

Me said...

I may have just found the perfect appetite suppressant!

Allyson said...

We used to make Pharma Butter brownies back in college. Good times.

 
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