Monday, June 13, 2022

Pissy. Must. Die.

Me, Dr. Pissy, and our combined office staffs are having lunch with a drug rep.

 

Ms. Pharma: “That covers all the new info about Nomoshakin, so next time either of you sees a patient with refractory seizures, please keep Nomoshakin in mind. Any questions?” 

Dr. Grumpy: “No, thank you.” 

Ms: Rep: “Okay. Looks like we still have a few minutes, so let me tell you about Gramzap. This is our new, highly potent, highly absorbed, once-daily oral antibiotic. It has excellent coverage against many commonly encountered infections and…” 

Dr. Pissy: “Do you have samples?” 

Ms. Pharma: “Of course! Let me…” 

Dr. Pissy: “Please leave them for Dr. Grumpy. Gramzap sounds better than the weekly shots he gets at the free clinic."

12 comments:

Andy Syms said...

ROTFLMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

😂

OldRPh said...

Dr Prissy for the win.

gloriap said...

I'd report Pissy to the state medical board for a HIPAA violation. You have witnesses.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Pissy might as well have said "I have this friend who...."

Barb said...

Bwaahahahahahahahhahaaa

Anonymous said...

better put some silvadene on that.

BobF said...

Welllllll, I have not heard Dr. Grumpy deny...
;-)

Anonymous said...

I hadn't been working very long at my first 'real' job as a hospital pharmacist when one of the older nurses asked me for leftover expired tetracycline tablets (! This is actually one of the drugs that becomes toxic after its expiration date.) Her hobby was growing irises and she thought she'd be able to nab a few free iris antibiotics from the newbie. Unless Pissy was there, those 'shots' may be Dr G's secret to prize-winning roses.

Unknown said...

Come on and own up....you're just upset that Pissy got that one in before you did.

Anonymous said...

Gramzap sounds like an all-round all-purpose antibiotic. Does it come in bubblegum flavor? (Laying bets on how long it takes for emergence of resistance.)

Mad Jack said...

I actually laughed out loud at this one. My thanks to Dr. Pissy and to the author.

 
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