Monday, May 30, 2022

Quote of the day

"I was in the ER last weekend for a seizure. They said my Kepdepatrol level was 4. Or maybe it was 8, actually, it could have been 14, or maybe 28. Whatever it was, it had either a 4 or an 8 in it, I'm not sure which. Does that help?"


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Maybe it's 4 inches or maybe it's 8 inches, I'm not sure which."

Anonymous said...

"Oh, and it was written in blue ballpoint pen."

Anonymous said...

mol/L, mg/100mL or some even more confusing units?

Anonymous said...

It is a start

Anonymous said...

Seriously it was between 4 and 28. How much more specific do you need?

Packer said...

It’s a start

Anonymous said...

{shouting ala cheerleaders} 2, 4, 6, 8 Who do we appreciate? Dr. Grumpy! Dr. Grumpy! Dr. Grumpy!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Should I dose myself some more?
28 or maybe 4...

Anonymous said...

This could be the nightmare of a pharmacist; waking out of a dream someday in the future and the world will have converted to the binary system while one's brain has reverted to the apothecary system of weights and measures --how many scruples in a dram? I see myself being walked down the hall to the dining room with a geriatric nursing assistant at the local dementia recreation center futilely thinking of converting avoirdupois drams to grains and hearing myself counting footsteps.

 
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