Monday, May 9, 2022

Voicemail theater

Message left at  6:55 a.m.

"Hi, thith ith Mike Thmith. I haf to canthel my appointment wif Dr. Grumpy for thith morning. I wath in a barfight lath night and loth thome teeth and have an emergenthy dental appointment. Thorry."


Message left at 7:00 a.m.

"Good morning, this is Dr. Perry O'Dontis. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to cancel and reschedule my appointment with Dr. Grumpy for this morning. My partner is out of town, and one of his patients got into a barfight last night and had his teeth knocked out, so I need to work him in this morning."

5 comments:

Mad Jack said...

I was diagnosed with acute biliary pancreatitis without infection or necrosis and admitted to hospital on 3/18/22. On 3/24/22 I had gall bladder surgery (Laparoscopic, Cholecystectomy), then I was kicked to the curb on 3/24/22.

My surgeon asked me how I felt.

"Like I've been in a bar fight and taken two good ones to the midsection," I dryly replied.

Packer said...

Truly an Ill wind that blows no one some good, right Dr. P
Ka Ching

Anonymous said...

Go to the dentist's office an see two for the price of one.

Lena said...

That's hilarious. The price of being the go-to guy in a smaller town.

Powers said...

That's a little specific on the dentist's part, no?

 
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