Monday, April 26, 2021

Beware of the Dragon

 What was said:

"She uses Mirtazapine, 7.5, at bedtime, which helps her sleep."


What the computer typed:

"She uses mate has a penis, 7.5, at bedtime, which helps her sleep."


Thank you, Jay!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Back in the day when I was an undergraduate medical student, I remember being taught that the best sleep aid was satisfying sexual intercourse with one’s regular partner. So Dragon got it right this time.

Roy said...

Autocorrect is the work of the devil. Whoever invented it will burn in hello.

Packer said...

Don’t be so hard on the computer just a boner

Shash said...

Whatever works? Maybe more people should try it.

The Immortal Jinotega said...

7.5 of what unit?

BobF said...

Reading my cardiologist's office notes I have been a female on multiple occasions. If that were the case it would be news to me, my wife, and my three sons. With errors like that I wonder about the accuracy of the notes he sends to my family practice doctor.

Anonymous said...

The inventor of autocorrect is in fact dead. He is resting in peas.

animal lover said...

So size does matter!

Officer Cynical said...

Yes. Well. I mean. 7.5. That's like, come on, really? Wow!

 
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