Monday, August 26, 2019

Free samples

Mr. Dixie: "Hey, doc, do you need to check levels on my seizure medication today?"

Dr. Grumpy: "No, I don't."

Mr. Dixie: "You sure? Like, need a urine sample?"

Dr. Grumpy: "No, and it would be blood, anyway."

Mr. Dixie: "Oh... Well, I thought you might, so I left a cup full of piss out in your lobby bathroom, just in case. It has my name on it."

Dr. Grumpy: "Um, we don't have sample cups out in the lobby bathroom?"

Mr. Dixie: "I know. I took it off your water cooler."


Officer Cynical said...

"Oh, and the stool sample is in the mail."

OMDG said...

This makes me smile.

Fleance Porschley Neckradish said...

"Oh, and while I was waiting in the lobby, I left you a semen sample."

Mountain Woman said...

Over eagerness to provide a sample of anything concerns me.

William said...

I can see why you are Dr Grumpy!

Packer said...

Next patient:

Props Doc on the complimentary apple juice in the waiting room .

Anonymous said...

Packer: That is bad.lololo!!

Anonymous said...

"I hope it didn't spill. It's really hard to get those little paper cones to balance."

Anonymous said...

Bwaa-ha-ha. That post just made my day. Thank you Doc G.

William said...

I think someone told me at my VA clinic that some idiot peed in a paper bag and tried to leave it.

The bar keeps getting lower it seems.

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