Monday, November 26, 2018

2018 Holiday gift guide

Yes, as the Earth rolls around its G-type main-sequence star, we again come to the Christmakuh season. Which means it's time for DR. GRUMPY'S ANNUAL GIFT GUIDE!

This year, I'd like to start off with something for that distant acquaintance, co-worker, or friend who feels they have to hold the first party of the season, even if that means having it in July just to say they did.

What's more perfect for your friend's next party than this adorable snowman beverage dispenser?





They'll marvel when you give them this cheerful fellow to dispense refreshments from a, um, conveniently located valve. See him smile as you pull down, squeeze, and release.

Serving suggestions include spiked lemonade or Mountain Dew, though if you're a urologist you could also consider something with cranberry juice or grenadine syrup added for just the right tint.

8 comments:

jbt369 said...

That thing is just begging to be filled with Mt. Dew.

Anonymous said...

"Is that eggnog on your face?"

Shae said...

I don't know. A thick white drink like egg nog would be suitable and seasonal.

Anonymous said...

I think you are a horrible, horrible man for not providing the link to the sales site. I have at least 2 friends who need, nay require this gift. But even image searching only returns me to your wonderful site.

Ms. Donna said...

DO NOT show us the snowman for the proctologist's party.

Nurse Lilly said...

Anon 2:21: Here's something similar. https://www.varagesale.com/i/qepq826v-reduced-like-new-better-homes-and-gardens-snowman-drink-dispenser

Anonymous said...

"Hey, babe, want to see how long my Long Island Iced Tea is?"

Julia said...

Poor Frosty, obstructed by an ice cube. Stat page to urology

 
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