Thursday, November 15, 2018

Who are the people in your neighborhood?

Dr. Grumpy: "At your last visit... let me look at the note... okay, you said you wanted to see if a massage helped your back pain, and were going to try a place near your apartment. So how'd that work?"

Ms. Lumbago: "It, um, didn't happen."

Dr. Grumpy: "Too expensive?"

Ms. Lumbago: "No... I went in there one day, and said I needed a massage, and the girl at the counter gave me a blank look. Then I realized all the girls there were in skimpy bikinis, and they had candles and soft music and a bottle of champagne out, and the counter girl said, um, 'we only take men customers' and I realized that, um... anyway I left and haven't had time to look for another place."


jimbo26 said...

Um , yeah , riiiiiiight . ;-)

jono said...

Maybe try the sauna just down the block.

Ms. Donna said...

Oh my!

Officer Cynical said...

Can you get me the address of that place?

a.generic doc said...

She had an unhappy ending to that visit.

Anonymous said...

That happened to a female friend too.

Heather said...

'Cause a hooker is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
She’s in your neighborhood
A hooker is a person in your neighborhood
A person that you meet each day

Packer said...

No need to rub it in

KCM said...

This sounds like an absolutely deplorable establishment. Please tell me the address so I can make note never to go there.

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