Drug rep: "Doctors, did you know that menstrual migraine affects up to 30% of women?"
Dr. Pissy: "And at least ten times that many men."
Pissy's nurse kicked him under the table.
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Yeah, perfect dinner table conversation.
That's why it's called "MENstrual."
So did the drug rep laugh? As an ex-drug pusher, I would have cracked up laughing and dropped the canned questions (well, I didn't do much of the company spiel anyway)
Did Pissy's nurse get him in the testicles? I hope so. That is what THAT comment deserved.
GRRRRRRRRRRR.
And yes, I am getting over a migraine. Tends to dampen my sense of humor. And sharpen my aim ()
Ooph.
Ten points to Dr. Pissy! I never got the migraines, but I'd get cramps so bad I couldn't hold food down. Ibuprophen is a miracle. Made the last couple of decades of my "fertile years" tolerable. So glad I don't have that problem anymore! I'll take hot flashes over bleeding and cramps any time.
Menstrual migraine: for those times when one excuse not to have sex just isn't enough.
Minstrels give everyone migraines.
Good thing Dr Pissy didn't become a mathematician.
I'm fairly certain that a) neurologists know that, and b) drug companies often have creative statistics.
Eg "ours is the BEST drug... under x circumstances in y population with z disease when compared to w drug at n dose between the ages of c and d."
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