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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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13 comments:
...So do they survive on a diet of meat and vitamins?
Last time I heard a similar comment, it turned out they meant things growing directly from the ground. For some reason, apples and peaches growing from trees didn't count.
oh my god. me too!
Thank God for hydroponics.
Let me guess...not much of a fan of the organic movement?
And for that reason I left farming
You mean like zombies?
The patient should try a steady diet of White Castle. I'm sure nothing in that is remotely real.
"By the way, does this medical building have a rooftop entrance so I can lower a rope ladder directly from the hot-air balloon I live in? Just now, I had to walk past a bunch of grass and bushes and trees to go in through the front door, and it almost killed me."
"For they draw their power from Urgoth, Lord of the Underworld, who will one day rise again and plunge the earth into darkness."
They must be allergic to everything, including human beings. In Genesis, it says God created the first man from the dust of the earth. If we are indeed created from the soil, the fact that your patient could even interact with you, much less sit among the other human beings in the lobby, is a complete miracle!
It's nice that someone is allergic to stranger things than I am!
But I know what's going on.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"For they draw their power from Urgoth, Lord of the Underworld, who will one day rise again and plunge the earth into darkness."
Can't top that!!!
You gotta wonder where people learn these things? It's got to be their parents, right?
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