...So do they survive on a diet of meat and vitamins?
Last time I heard a similar comment, it turned out they meant things growing directly from the ground. For some reason, apples and peaches growing from trees didn't count.
"By the way, does this medical building have a rooftop entrance so I can lower a rope ladder directly from the hot-air balloon I live in? Just now, I had to walk past a bunch of grass and bushes and trees to go in through the front door, and it almost killed me."
They must be allergic to everything, including human beings. In Genesis, it says God created the first man from the dust of the earth. If we are indeed created from the soil, the fact that your patient could even interact with you, much less sit among the other human beings in the lobby, is a complete miracle!
It's nice that someone is allergic to stranger things than I am!
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13 comments:
...So do they survive on a diet of meat and vitamins?
Last time I heard a similar comment, it turned out they meant things growing directly from the ground. For some reason, apples and peaches growing from trees didn't count.
oh my god. me too!
Thank God for hydroponics.
Let me guess...not much of a fan of the organic movement?
And for that reason I left farming
You mean like zombies?
The patient should try a steady diet of White Castle. I'm sure nothing in that is remotely real.
"By the way, does this medical building have a rooftop entrance so I can lower a rope ladder directly from the hot-air balloon I live in? Just now, I had to walk past a bunch of grass and bushes and trees to go in through the front door, and it almost killed me."
"For they draw their power from Urgoth, Lord of the Underworld, who will one day rise again and plunge the earth into darkness."
They must be allergic to everything, including human beings. In Genesis, it says God created the first man from the dust of the earth. If we are indeed created from the soil, the fact that your patient could even interact with you, much less sit among the other human beings in the lobby, is a complete miracle!
It's nice that someone is allergic to stranger things than I am!
But I know what's going on.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"For they draw their power from Urgoth, Lord of the Underworld, who will one day rise again and plunge the earth into darkness."
Can't top that!!!
You gotta wonder where people learn these things? It's got to be their parents, right?
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