If it wasn't your ringtone, and you only said that to cover yourself, please go change your underwear.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Attention patients!
If it wasn't your ringtone, and you only said that to cover yourself, please go change your underwear.
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Sadly enough, my younger brother has a fart ringtone... but I am guessing that it was probably the latter thing that you said.
http://www.fartringtone.org/
Was it one of these?
Note the site is .org.
I shudder to think what non-profit activities they support.
>:p
Damn crying baby ringtone when you've escaped to the only sanctuary possible when you've just had a newborn...the supermarket. Race out the door unprepared with your watermelon boobs -- gleeful of your 10 minutes freedom. You return with a wet t-shirt, but not the college pool party type. Although I think I made the 15 year old cashier boys day. Or ruined him for life. Either way. Classy.
hehehe ...
It was bad enough when ringtones were loud obnoxious songs, now it's obscene sounds! Ugh!
@anon: Gotta love the milk ejection reflex. LOL Those were the days...I should have bought stock in Lansinoh. Best damn breast pads money can buy!
I have nothing to say about this - I just had to comment because it's completely ridiculous.
Who ARE these people?!
LOL. On the iphone there is an application called Atomic Fart. You can set the alarm to fart sounds.
You just gave me the idea of setting friends phones to fart at inopportune times.
@Doris - .org does not mean there is anything to do with a nonprofit. It's been more than 10 years since they were limited to nonprofits. Now anyone can buy one for any reason.
I have a hilarious fart ap on my Iphone. I cannot seem to get rid of the 10 year old inside me!
Even if they silence it, you might still get the "silent but deadly" ringtone.
I have a nature sounds ring that sounds like a fart. For the first two seconds it is a moose calling or frogs that sound like passing gas. I admit, it made me giggle
If the guy was that quick on his feet to come up with that excuse - he's my hero. I'm not fleet of foot with my mouth, when put on the spot.
I like it. I think I might set it for my ex-husband's number. I could use the fart sequence from Blazing Saddles!!
hahahaha
I have my phone set to 'toot' (thanks, fartdroid!) for everything but an actual phone call.
Including emails. Made for some giggles at the spa today >.<
Why on earth would someone want people to think they farted?
I weep for humanity.
I suppose it all depends where you choose to keep your phone....
There's a gastro fellow at my hospital with fart ringtones.
LOL! Word verfication: "jarties"
This person needs to spend some time with my husband...that man's colon produces some of the loudest and foulest-smelling farts known to man. I keep telling him that the Army owes me (the civilian wife) hazard pay for putting up with his gas.
Your post still made me giggle. (I can't get rid of the 10 year old in me, either!)
This ringtone thing has gotten out of hand....a while back I was out driving and hadn't checked the gas gauge...I ended up stopping in a sketchy area to keep from running out of gas (I live in a rural area, so this place sold non-name brand gas at 50 cents a gallon more than in town). I had to go inside to pay, and since the gas pump attendant looked like a child molester, I brought my teenage daughter with me. We grabbed water and went to the counter to pay....I was surprised to see the cashier covered in tattoos and dressed literally from head-to-toe in gang banger regalia, complete with do-rag and baseball hat set at different angles on his head. Trying not to stare, I pulled my wallet out of my purse and heard the sound of a handgun priming and cocking. I shoved my daughter behind me and prepared for us both to hit the deck when I realized it was the dumbass cashier's freaking ringtone! I tossed the money at him and glared before turning to stalk out. As I was going out the door, I heard him snickering and telling the caller his phone had scared another customer. Scared? Hell, I almost peed my pants!
NEW! The ten most annoying words strung together in the English language: 'Please enjoy the music while your party is being reached.'
Whoever invented custom ringtones should be dragged out into the street and shot.
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