Of course, all this festivity comes to naught if your anus doesn't smell equally festive, too.
Fortunately, Tesco (the same company that brought you horsemeat burgers and bolognese sauce) is, for a limited time only, selling...
Mulled spice scented toilet paper!
Yes, now you can smell holiday-fresh EVERYWHERE (and I mean everywhere). But you better hurry, because this cosmetic necessity is only available until December 23.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! If having an invigoratingly holiday-smelling rectum isn't enough for you, you can now get mulled spice scented toilet bleach! Just in case Santa needs to use the john and puts his head below the rim to make sure you're on his nice list.
And (I SWEAR!) this toilet bleach is not only scented, but the site says it's safe for use by vegetarians and vegans.