How about reincarnating them as a coffee mug?
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For only a few hundred bucks this place will convert the dearly departed into a serving bowl, or candle holder, or jewelry, or dinnerware... The possibilities are endless!
Think of the looks you'll get when you reach into a cabinet and say "I'm taking grandma out for coffee" (and laugh maniacally) or ask a guest "can you pass Aunt Zelda's mashed potatoes?"
No word on the site if they make dental implants or toilets, but it never hurts to ask.
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Mix them with concrete, or plaster, and the possibilities are endless.
Do they make sex toys?
How about a little idol that you can worship?
That's sick.
Oh. Oh dear.
Nurse Lilly - there is actually a sex toy you can put some of your deceased loved one's ashes in...
"And that, my child, is how they make Hummel figurines like the ones on your shelf. Nighty-night."
Christmas tree ornaments?
Dreidels?
I was thinking a coffee mug might be appropriate for my cremains, but it costs more than the cemetery plot I'm considering.
Only to be sold at a garage sale for 50 cents some 20 years in the future.
Whatever happened to spreading your ashes on Nantucket Sound or some other pretty spot.
Yoko D ~ I will never look at all my Hummel's the same way again!
If you break the coffee mug (or whatever) do you have to give the pieces a dignified burial in the yard? I'd feel guilty about throwing shards of grandpa in the trash.
I friend posted a picture on Facebook of her baby chewing on an necklace with the caption "It's so cute how she loves to chew on the necklace full of grandma's ashes" I wanted to vomit.
How about mixing the ashes with Play-Doh, for the kiddies?
How about making leather pouches from their skin and then putting rocks inside them?
It is disrespectful no matter the organic chemical equation explanation.
I'm a mess without my little china girl...
As much coffee as my husband drinks, at least I'd know he was spending a quality time with me.
But a broken mug or plate would give new meaning to "chip off the old block"...
skeptic: how do you know it is really them and not just some $2 generic mug?
Gives a whole new meaning to, "Let's eat, Grandma!"
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