He woke me up (it was my day off, thanks Craig) laughing at this screen.
Drug addicts: I'm not sure microwaving urine will destroy whatever's in it, but it will give it that toasty "fresh from the bladder" warmth. Don't put it in for too long, or your parole officer will wonder why your urinary tract operates on the Kelvin scale. It will also make your kitchen and microwave stink (attention readers: do not try this at home).
For the record, when Craig discovered it took > 1 minute to microwave barley he decided on instant oatmeal.
I didn't even try to go back to bed.