tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post4131084492923329981..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: GoogleGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90433889579762085802016-02-23T09:28:50.482-05:002016-02-23T09:28:50.482-05:00I had to search that, in modified form.
The resu...I <i>had</i> to search that, in modified form. <br /><br />The results were a combination of forums giving advice on how to do it <i>just</i> right (including synthetic urine!), and sites saying it DOES NOT WORK. Like Nancy said, they've seen it.<br /><br />I guess it beats the drinking bleach urban myth, though.Candihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08746975527577742361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33903634786022952362016-02-18T19:07:14.819-05:002016-02-18T19:07:14.819-05:00yeah, cuz the lab has NEVER seen this before! I wo...yeah, cuz the lab has NEVER seen this before! I work in the crisis (read: backup detox) part of our ER. Drug users think everyone is stupid, near as I can figure. And the thing is we don't give a shit what they were on, we just want to know are the voices drug induced or not? Because that makes a big difference. Nancynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-42734804873857091762016-02-01T17:37:49.090-05:002016-02-01T17:37:49.090-05:00As noted in comments on earlier posts, this is one...As noted in comments on earlier posts, this is one of the websites I rely on when I've had a long day and need to read something that'll have me laughing kitbags (as they say in the British Royal Marines). Thanks, Ibee and Craig.A. Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12348733577500591253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39942751729182690082016-02-01T16:13:43.736-05:002016-02-01T16:13:43.736-05:00Easy- put the microwave on its lowest power settin...Easy- put the microwave on its lowest power setting, and then heat for the duration of one live Phish song.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78054312667850095642016-02-01T13:53:24.266-05:002016-02-01T13:53:24.266-05:00These comments are the best ever, made me pee my p...These comments are the best ever, made me pee my pants.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-16329261618761814872016-02-01T12:30:56.238-05:002016-02-01T12:30:56.238-05:00Can you imagine how much worse it would be having ...Can you imagine how much worse it would be having had asparagus the night before?Crazy RxManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07077488214299929481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84744669510415027312016-02-01T12:16:29.846-05:002016-02-01T12:16:29.846-05:00Look,first add a small dab of pooh to the vessel b...Look,first add a small dab of pooh to the vessel before adding the pee, so it doesn't stick to the sides when microwave. takes about 50 seconds for best results. Sheesh, people!Mockingbirdnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68636497457439423692016-02-01T10:50:12.797-05:002016-02-01T10:50:12.797-05:00Pro tip #3: if you get bored while you're wait...Pro tip #3: if you get bored while you're waiting, you can use one of those drug testing cups to make a small gravity bong. Just try to remember not to use the same one for your specimen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67680818127713072282016-02-01T10:48:53.944-05:002016-02-01T10:48:53.944-05:00The joy of Google's autocomplete suggestions. ...The joy of Google's autocomplete suggestions. They give you the chance to find out things you'd never thought of looking for!a.generic dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06162096557026780038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24812243802447174032016-02-01T10:43:34.492-05:002016-02-01T10:43:34.492-05:00If you don't have a microwave handy, you can a...If you don't have a microwave handy, you can always heat it up using a lighter and a spoon. But you already knew that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37416872133341702072016-02-01T10:40:22.985-05:002016-02-01T10:40:22.985-05:00They call me Mellow Yellow...They call me Mellow Yellow...Donovannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14386400077206372512016-02-01T10:38:53.234-05:002016-02-01T10:38:53.234-05:00Just follow the instructions on the package, and d...Just follow the instructions on the package, and don't forget to stir halfway through.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5173397001361779862016-02-01T10:32:10.043-05:002016-02-01T10:32:10.043-05:00Pro tip #2: if you work at a drug testing lab, don...Pro tip #2: if you work at a drug testing lab, don't warm up any food in the microwave.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68377394463734670882016-02-01T10:30:54.008-05:002016-02-01T10:30:54.008-05:00Doesn't your microwave come with a "pee&q...Doesn't your microwave come with a "pee" button, right above "popcorn?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2697709369585904712016-02-01T10:27:42.240-05:002016-02-01T10:27:42.240-05:00Pro tip: it's a lot easier and less messy if y...Pro tip: it's a lot easier and less messy if you piss in the cup first, and THEN put it in the microwave. Yoko Drānonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-35626227370491614332016-02-01T09:29:33.370-05:002016-02-01T09:29:33.370-05:00This makes no sense, considering that McDonald'...This makes no sense, considering that McDonald's now serves breakfast all day.Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76866576737215221542016-02-01T08:57:40.610-05:002016-02-01T08:57:40.610-05:00Is that how they spell 'pee' these days?Is that how they spell 'pee' these days?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88015896324355480002016-02-01T08:57:12.628-05:002016-02-01T08:57:12.628-05:00They used to teach how to boil water in 'home ...They used to teach how to boil water in 'home ec'. Now, it is 'life skills' or some such, ('navigating the cooking unit' for millennials?) Liberal use of the microwave is recommended in our home as certain members find difficulty remembering something is cooking on the stove until the fire alarm goes off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10662993867665992622016-02-01T08:51:00.976-05:002016-02-01T08:51:00.976-05:00Last night (briefly) the thought of making steel c...Last night (briefly) the thought of making steel cut oats seemed a good idea. It's cold here in the midwest this morning! But, alas, it was cold generic round-shaped cereal, some sort of whole grain 'o's. <br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com