First is this Engrish sign:
Next up is this school job opening for, um, not sure:
Then there's a fortune cookie...
|"Confucious say, when alone, use the self-service pumps."|
Then there's this sign. "Lobster Happy Hour" apparently doesn't apply to the lobster:
Here's a vintage drug company promo piece. You'd think Viagra would have been a better choice:
Speaking of Viagra, here's a great pharmacy sign. Love the stick figure.
And, lastly, is this page from a telephone directory: