6 AM Home Depot, found myself buying 30 pack of batteries at half price, quickly ran in ran out , dog was waiting in the car off we went for a 5 mile hike. I nailed Black Friday.
Wondering why bears have plastic wrap booties on their feet. Someone afraid they're gonna step in something yucky? Maybe their feet smell after being scrunched in the box with other bears?
"Wow, I'm so full I could start hibernating already. What I love about Costco on Black Friday is that you can eat all the humans you want, and none of the others will notice or care."
It's a mad rush to make the floor presentable for business.
I just like the mental image of some employee at 4am being instructed by their supervisor to make them "look better" and then fussing with it for 10 minutes before realizing it's hopeless and moving on.
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12 comments:
Been There, Done That, Lost the T-shirt too.
"To hell with your pic-a-nic basket, Yogi. I'm DONE."
I've worked the customer service desk on Black Friday. I've felt that bear's pain. You couldn't get me to shop it by gunpoint.
So that's what happened to all those turkeys!
6 AM Home Depot, found myself buying 30 pack of batteries at half price, quickly ran in ran out , dog was waiting in the car off we went for a 5 mile hike. I nailed Black Friday.
"Great. They have 20-pound boxes of porridge, but it's the flavor I don't like."
Wondering why bears have plastic wrap booties on their feet. Someone afraid they're gonna step in something yucky? Maybe their feet smell after being scrunched in the box with other bears?
Good lord...I was there at the same time too in the same Costco! I would have asked for an autograph if I'd known you were there hahahaha.
"Wow, I'm so full I could start hibernating already. What I love about Costco on Black Friday is that you can eat all the humans you want, and none of the others will notice or care."
i like their booties :p
I've worked at Costco as a morning stocker...
It's a mad rush to make the floor presentable for business.
I just like the mental image of some employee at 4am being instructed by their supervisor to make them "look better" and then fussing with it for 10 minutes before realizing it's hopeless and moving on.
I note they all have OR-type shoe covers on. What does this say about Health Care in America??
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