Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Seen in a chart


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

No wonder he has headaches!!

Nurse Lilly said...

You must live in Utah.

Candida Gomez said...

Please tell me someone confused marriage with frequency of marital activities... or the "transcription" software did.

Mari-Ann said...

That's ALL I need...keeping one under control is hard enough.

Anonymous said...

"My parents complained about spending all that money on a bridal gown that I would only wear once, so I swore to them that I'd get their money's worth out of it."

The Condign Gentleman said...

"The patient receives a significant income from life insurance policies."

Anonymous said...

Everyone needs a hobby.

Anonymous said...

This way, you never have to buy groceries- you just put them in your wedding registry.

Packer said...

I thought Elizabeth Taylor had died.

Anonymous said...

"Before I signed up for this pickup artist course, I couldn't get a date to save my life. But now..."

Anonymous said...

"My religious beliefs prohibit premarital sex, so how else am I going to have one-night stands?"

Denise Perry said...

Well, no wonder the divorce rate is so high.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it great that now you can buy health coverage for your Barbie dolls?

Anonymous said...

That's what happens when you click "Agree" on Apple's software updates and you don't read the fine print.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I give up: What was it supposed to say?

clairesmum said...

and perhaps his chief medical complaint turns out to be the "4 hours or longer" complication that comes from a certain heavily advertised class of medications?

 
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