"My parents complained about spending all that money on a bridal gown that I would only wear once, so I swore to them that I'd get their money's worth out of it."
and perhaps his chief medical complaint turns out to be the "4 hours or longer" complication that comes from a certain heavily advertised class of medications?
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16 comments:
No wonder he has headaches!!
You must live in Utah.
Please tell me someone confused marriage with frequency of marital activities... or the "transcription" software did.
That's ALL I need...keeping one under control is hard enough.
"My parents complained about spending all that money on a bridal gown that I would only wear once, so I swore to them that I'd get their money's worth out of it."
"The patient receives a significant income from life insurance policies."
Everyone needs a hobby.
This way, you never have to buy groceries- you just put them in your wedding registry.
I thought Elizabeth Taylor had died.
"Before I signed up for this pickup artist course, I couldn't get a date to save my life. But now..."
"My religious beliefs prohibit premarital sex, so how else am I going to have one-night stands?"
Well, no wonder the divorce rate is so high.
Isn't it great that now you can buy health coverage for your Barbie dolls?
That's what happens when you click "Agree" on Apple's software updates and you don't read the fine print.
Okay, I give up: What was it supposed to say?
and perhaps his chief medical complaint turns out to be the "4 hours or longer" complication that comes from a certain heavily advertised class of medications?
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