Mrs. Discount: "My daughter and I are going to run a few errands, then stop at Schit Haüs for lunch."
Dr. Grumpy: "Didn't you guys go there after your last visit?"
Mrs. Discount: "Yeah, we have lunch there a few times a month."
Dr. Grumpy: "That's funny, my wife and I tried it once, and didn't like it at all."
Mrs. Discount: "Honestly, I don't think it's very good, either, and my daughter can't stand it."
Dr. Grumpy: "Then why do you guys keep going there?"
Mrs. Discount: "She buys their Groupons. She says it's a good deal."
8 comments:
Reminds me of the old Woody Allen line:
"The food here is terrible -- and the portions are so small!
But it's such a good deal!
You better not ask why she keeps coming back to see you.
She has stock in Tums.
So, let me get this straight: 'bad' is the new 'good?'
Beats buying food and cooking a meal, I guess.
I said cool is a rule, but... sometimes, bad is bad.
Sounds legit!
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