Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Today's quiz

These people are:




A. The way people usually look when told they need to see me.

B. Americans watching soccer.

C. Waiting for cronuts.

D. Iowans preparing for the 2016 election cycle.

E. KISS without their make-up.

F. The Village People - 2015.

G: Uber drivers.

H: Taxidermied.

I: Folks you can meet with Tinder.

J: All currently in my waiting room, and sick of reading People.

K. In a drug company ad for a stimulant.


- Thank you, Brick Man!

26 comments:

cliffintokyo said...

Brilliant! All!
You should be writing scripts for Monty Python!

bunkywise said...

I'm surprised I wasn't contacted to model for that ad!

Moose said...

L: All of the above

Officer Cynical said...

L. Listening to me tell them what their ticket for parking in a "Handicapped Only" space will cost.

Packer said...

The Nielsen Ratings Group

Anonymous said...

Modeling Eileen Fisher's new line of professional wear in drab earth tones.

Anonymous said...

The main characters' new love interests in this season of "Girls."

Anonymous said...

It's day three, and the annual "Who Can Hold an Egg in their Buttocks for the Longest Time?" is down to the final four...

Anonymous said...

Fisher-Price's new, more lifelike line of "Little People."

Anonymous said...

The other guests at that dinner party your significant other dragged you to.

Anonymous said...

New Yorkers who've gotten blasé about watching yet another confrontation between superheroes and supervillains play out in their streets.

Anonymous said...

The entire audience at the Men Without Hats reunion concert.

Anonymous said...

The options on America's new favorite game show, "Guess Who Farted?"

The Condign Gentleman said...

The world's least successful street gang.

Anonymous said...

Just a few of the quaint and charming locals you'll meet on a Viking River Cruise!

bobbie said...

I'm with Moose... though I expect K is the other reality.

David Beckham said...

Definitely "B." Trust me on this one.

tbunni said...

All of the above, plus all of the comments. Dr. Grumpy, you have the smartest readers around!

Anonymous said...

Playable character classes in the latest expansion to "World of Warcraft."

Anonymous said...

Expressing their uncontained enthusiasm about this year's Oscars.

Anonymous said...

Auditioning to be Cheap Trick's new drummer.

Anonymous said...

Kids who've finally reached the front of the line for "Radiator Springs Racers" after 30 years.

Mrs. Widget said...

I swear the on in the hardhat looks like Patient Zero from SyFi Z Nation.

Mage said...

Thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous said...

That patient for which I just described the side-effects of their new wonder drug prescription. (I had been debating whether to mention it out loud, or simply refer them to page 3 of the patient package insert.)

RehabRN said...

Yes, K = they're all the stimulant people!

What prize is there...ritalin? LOL.

I love how drug ads are getting "real". They look like real zombies to me.

 
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