First, there's this great letter which somehow brings together those 2 sadly inevitable parts of life: death and (even more frightening) having to go to Walmart:
Next is this great memory from World War I, or World War II, or some war, somewhere
|"Do pick-ups include my Chevy truck?"|
Here we have a coat hanger, featuring an important safety tip:
Next is an Amazon ad for a tri-wing screwdriver to repair Nintendos. Though, from the picture, only the "screw" part is accurate.
|"Well, it does say 'hand tools'.|
And... I guess we're done.