A. The way people usually look when told they need to see me.
B. Americans watching soccer.
C. Waiting for cronuts.
D. Iowans preparing for the 2016 election cycle.
E. KISS without their make-up.
F. The Village People - 2015.
G: Uber drivers.
H: Taxidermied.
I: Folks you can meet with Tinder.
J: All currently in my waiting room, and sick of reading People.
K. In a drug company ad for a stimulant.
- Thank you, Brick Man!
26 comments:
Brilliant! All!
You should be writing scripts for Monty Python!
I'm surprised I wasn't contacted to model for that ad!
L: All of the above
L. Listening to me tell them what their ticket for parking in a "Handicapped Only" space will cost.
The Nielsen Ratings Group
Modeling Eileen Fisher's new line of professional wear in drab earth tones.
The main characters' new love interests in this season of "Girls."
It's day three, and the annual "Who Can Hold an Egg in their Buttocks for the Longest Time?" is down to the final four...
Fisher-Price's new, more lifelike line of "Little People."
The other guests at that dinner party your significant other dragged you to.
New Yorkers who've gotten blasé about watching yet another confrontation between superheroes and supervillains play out in their streets.
The entire audience at the Men Without Hats reunion concert.
The options on America's new favorite game show, "Guess Who Farted?"
The world's least successful street gang.
Just a few of the quaint and charming locals you'll meet on a Viking River Cruise!
I'm with Moose... though I expect K is the other reality.
Definitely "B." Trust me on this one.
All of the above, plus all of the comments. Dr. Grumpy, you have the smartest readers around!
Playable character classes in the latest expansion to "World of Warcraft."
Expressing their uncontained enthusiasm about this year's Oscars.
Auditioning to be Cheap Trick's new drummer.
Kids who've finally reached the front of the line for "Radiator Springs Racers" after 30 years.
I swear the on in the hardhat looks like Patient Zero from SyFi Z Nation.
Thanks for the laugh.
That patient for which I just described the side-effects of their new wonder drug prescription. (I had been debating whether to mention it out loud, or simply refer them to page 3 of the patient package insert.)
Yes, K = they're all the stimulant people!
What prize is there...ritalin? LOL.
I love how drug ads are getting "real". They look like real zombies to me.
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