Dr. Nerve: "What did the MRI show?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Don't know. It was scheduled for late last night. You'll have to check it."
Dr. Nerve: "I did. It showed her old strokes, but nothing new. It was dictated at 2:18 a.m. this morning."
Dr. Grumpy: "Then why the fuck did you ask me what it showed?"
Dr. Nerve: "I wanted to see if you were following the patients."
Dr. Grumpy: "I am, but I'm not getting up in the middle of the night and logging in to see if results are up. The radiologist pages me if it's urgent."
Dr. Nerve: "You should be more thorough."
18 comments:
Fuck him.
Perhaps you should prescribe Dr. Nerve some "Assbegone" for his problem.
Dr. Grumpy: "and you should be less of an asshole."
The sad truth is many doctors are like dr nerve. My clinical partner was reduced to tears once because she didn't ask in details how is the daughter in law treating an elderly lady who was brought by the said daughter because of knee pain ( and septic arthritis was confirmed later on ). Oh, and the diagnosis was not made by said consultant. Who throw a temper tantrum and storm out of the room because the student missed key info! This happened last month!
Dr. Nerve's kind of behavior is something you see during residency programs with senior residents and attendings checking up on interns and med students, but should expect to be gone once you're out in practice.
Thought you weren't a resident anymore ;-)
Is Dr. Nerve's fist name "Some" by any chance? What a presumptuous PITA.
Is he Dr Nerve because he has some, or because he's standing on your last one?
What a schmuck. Why do people like this go into medical practice? They need to stay in research where they can be assholes and a far smaller pile of people have to put up with their shit.
Sleep is a living death. Highly overrated.
'Dr Nerve? Have you ever seen an X-Ray of somebody's teeth after they've been punched in the mouth? Give me two seconds and you can have a personal one...'
Am kinda concerned - is Ed the fish okay? We never seem to hear from him.
Ed never has much to say.
Whatta ...
Call HIM at 2 am for a 2nd opinion...
Let him cover his own damn call.
And you can go F* yourself, you pretentious prick
....at which point Dr. Nerve flew straight out of the nearest open window and landed headfirst in the parking lot 24 floors below.
....Now THAT's thorough.
Can you charge a consult fee for that phone call?
OMG...paying qualified people to read nowadays is tough!
Ah, they joys of small practice/no mega group call ...
the price of having weekend, evening, or vacation off..
traded in dealing with others...
at least you do not have to take him home...
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