Mr. Argue: "I'll be there. This is so exciting! I've always been stuck seeing general neurologists, and I'm so thrilled to finally be seeing someone at the famous Binswanger's Clinic."
Mary: "Um... we're not part of the Binswanger's clinic."
Mr. Argue: "Of course you are. The person who gave me your name said so."
Mary: "No... The Binswanger Clinic is in south Grumpyville, about 5 miles from here."
Mr. Argue: "But I want to be seen by a Binswanger neurologist!"
Mary: "Okay, but Dr. Grumpy isn't part of that institution. We're happy to see you here, but we don't have any affiliation with them."
Mr. Argue: "Then cancel my appointment. I'm tired of settling for neurologist wannabes."