Mr. Anaerobe: "Chlorophyll, and all other oxygen producing substances."
Friday, July 18, 2014
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Mr. Anaerobe: "Chlorophyll, and all other oxygen producing substances."
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Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to anything?"
Mr. Anaerobe: "Chlorophyll, and all other oxygen producing substances."
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Mr. Anaerobe: "Chlorophyll, and all other oxygen producing substances."
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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10 comments:
Dr Grumpy: "Are you allergic to pillows, too?" (Puts pillow over Mr Anaerobe's face. Mr Anaerobe is unfazed. Next year, Dr Grumpy gets Nobel for discovering a new humanoid lifeform.)
"OK, well, what if we looked into getting you on the chloroplast transplant list?"
"The worst is when you go to someone's house and they have a pet stromatolite."
"When I was a kid, it was a lot easier than telling my mom I was individually allergic to spinach, broccoli, lima beans, brussels sprouts, and so on."
Rx: move to the moon.
This sounds as fun as when I've caught nurses charting the patient on 19 or 14% oxygen (intending it to be room air-21% for non medical people). I've started calling it pillow O2 therapy
Chlorophyl? More like bore-o-phyl. Am I right?
O'Doyle Rules!!!
I always suspected that photosynthesis was the reason that patients do not lose weight, despite claiming to be eating only a single carrot and water daily.
Which other oxygen producing substances? Did he discover one?
I've had a patient tell me they, too, were allergic to oxygen.
I said, 'congratulations on living to 76 years old--quite impressive'
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