Friday, July 18, 2014

Thursday afternoon

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to anything?"

Mr. Anaerobe: "Chlorophyll, and all other oxygen producing substances."

10 comments:

Moose said...

Dr Grumpy: "Are you allergic to pillows, too?" (Puts pillow over Mr Anaerobe's face. Mr Anaerobe is unfazed. Next year, Dr Grumpy gets Nobel for discovering a new humanoid lifeform.)

Officer Cynical said...

"OK, well, what if we looked into getting you on the chloroplast transplant list?"

Li'l Azathoth said...

"The worst is when you go to someone's house and they have a pet stromatolite."

Anonymous said...

"When I was a kid, it was a lot easier than telling my mom I was individually allergic to spinach, broccoli, lima beans, brussels sprouts, and so on."

Anonymous said...

Rx: move to the moon.

migraineur said...

This sounds as fun as when I've caught nurses charting the patient on 19 or 14% oxygen (intending it to be room air-21% for non medical people). I've started calling it pillow O2 therapy

Alleycat said...

Chlorophyl? More like bore-o-phyl. Am I right?

O'Doyle Rules!!!

Anonymous said...

I always suspected that photosynthesis was the reason that patients do not lose weight, despite claiming to be eating only a single carrot and water daily.

Anonymous said...

Which other oxygen producing substances? Did he discover one?

Anonymous said...

I've had a patient tell me they, too, were allergic to oxygen.

I said, 'congratulations on living to 76 years old--quite impressive'

 
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